February 2012
mom: you really need to get out of the house
me: mom can i-
mom: no
The moment when terrible pictures of you are...
truthb3t0ld:
Anonymous asked: K well stop being mean its tumblr not meanblr (:
Anonymous asked: And then i was giving him head in the bathtub and i puked
Watchpimpingaintez:
YOU’RE WATCHING DISNEY CHANNEL!1111
omFg
LMFAOOOOOOO.
Anonymous asked: one time my boyfriend and i were having sex in his basement downstairs, and we didnt know his mom was home upstairs, and after we finished, she texted him asking why it sounded like i was crying/screaming. he had to lie and say we were watching halloween! lol. so then anytime after that that we wanted to have sex, we would say "let's go watch halloween" :P
Watchpimpingaintez:
LMFAO I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE HAHAHAHAHAH
lmao dyinggggggggg
